If you live in Alabama, or anywhere in the Southeastern United States, you can be a part of the biggest thing to sweep America since sliced bread! We at Alabama Bigfoot Research have a common goal, finding Bigfoot and killing all of his associates. Since the first sighting of Bigfoot in the 60's, we've tryed endlessly to find him/her/it. We think it may be assoctiated with out Bigfoot. That's why we must crush the Bigfoot community. Our original plan was to create another Bigfoot to fight it. To do this, I mated my sister Wendy with my pet monkey Curious Bob (or Bi-Curious Bob) as we now call him. She got pregnant, but the result was nothing more than a monkey born with a human fetus attached to his head. So, we left him in the woods until he died, or let Bigfoot get him. We sat there for five days, but saw nothing. Now, our next plan is to napalm the entire valley, but we can't exactly doing that. We have recieved funding from Homeland Security by convincing them that Bigfoot was/is associated with the Oklahoma City Bombings, 9/11, and the most recent attack, Mumbai. This wasn't as hard as you think, since Michael Chertoff for chocolates and my daughter Brandy, we just let him go to town. Anyway, if you have seen Bigfoot, don't hesitate to contact me. Also if you would like to join, contact me as well.